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The funnest old horse barn in Nova Scotia
The funnest old horse barn in Nova Scotia
Welcome, and congratulations! You correctly typed "uniacke dog sport club dot com" into your browser* and made it safely to the online home of the Uniacke Dog Sport Club, better known as UDSC and even better known as "that group that runs The Barn."
*alternatively, you were trying to type "unique bog support club dot com" or perhaps "an attack on logs port club dot com" and failed spectacularly. Either way, welcome!
The Barn, formally known as The MacKenzie Centre, is - despite its somewhat unassuming appearance - a much used and loved destination for agility teams across Nova Scotia and the Maritimes.
Agility, formally known as The Best Dog Sport (Come at me, flyball nerds!!) involves a human and dog running in seamless joyful harmony around a course of numbered obstacles and jumps attempting through physical and verbal cues to complete the course under a certain time and without any faults. It is a rewarding, entertaining and highly addictive enterprise that everyone enjoys without ever stomping their feet or pulling their hair out. Ever.
"Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen." - Orhan Pamuk
We are a dog sport club.
We are not a dogs' port club.
Nor are we a dog ports club.
“Without my dog my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty.”- Unknown
Who are we?
Who are we?
We are a membership-based, non-profit, lively, fun group of people who are deeply committed to the Oxford comma, and dog sports. For an annual fee, members enjoy 24/7 drop-in access to the MacKenzie Centre to train with their dogs. Non-members can rent the centre on a private basis for an hourly fee or on a commercial basis for a day rate (please see our Events page for details!)
UDSC also hosts three to four competitive events each year in the name of supporting and developing competitors, trial hosts and managers, and judges.
Who do we welcome?
Who do we welcome?
Everyone.* End of discussion.
*Everyone who is kind to their dog and to other people's dogs and those dogs' owners.
For funsies , we asked three different AI image generators to give us a visual representation of "everyone." The prompt was "Please generate a cartoon-style image of a group of people who represent a wide variety of ages, sizes, ethnicities and abilities. They should be wearing athletic-type clothes in bright primary colours. Please include a few happy dogs gambolling around them."
Gemini by Google
Gemini by Google
Not bad, other than that dog gambolling in the clouds.
ChatGPT by OpenAI
ChatGPT by OpenAI
Not bad, except that the image is an uncroppable rectangle.
Midjourney by Midjourney
Midjourney by Midjourney
Not bad, except that everybody is, um, knitted?
*We also cannot welcome anyone who wants to smoke or vape or consume alcohol on our property. It's an insurance thing. Just leave the stimulants at home. Also we don't have a firm rule about chewing tobacco, but like...gross? Don't be that creepy little dinosaur in Jurassic World spitting toxic goo at people. Millions of years of evolution should count for something.
*Also also we don't allow the use of aversives, specifically prong, choke or e-collars. If clickers were good enough for gorgeous Chris Pratt with his velociraptors, they're good enough for us. Maybe our dogs will also save us when super predators are resurrected and running amok.
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